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Siripala....
01.Siripala: I divorced my wife on the first night.
Friend: Why?
Siripala: I saw the label on her panty, "Tested OK by Gunapala & Sons."
02.Siripala: Yaar, my wife is very scared of water!
Friend: How did you know? Siripala: When I got home twice, I saw her having a bath with the security guard.
The nurse was taking a blood sample from Siripala. She held his finger and squeezed it for blood. So Siripala laughed.
Nurse: Why did you laugh?
Siripala: Because it's the urine test next!
On the first night of the marriage the husband gives the wife Rs.5000/= and says
"I have never done this for free". The
wife returns Rs.2000/= and says
"I have not charged more than this before!".
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