Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says “Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don’t mean?” The second guy replies “Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits. So instead of asking her for "two tickets to Pittsburgh" I asked for "two tickets to Titsburgh". The first guy says, “Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week, and instead of saying "Honey, could you please pass me the sugar?" I said, "You’ve ruined my life you f**king bitch!"
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