The phone rang in the obituary department of the local newspaper. How much does it cost to have an obituary printed? asked miser Santa Singh. It's 50 Rupees a word, sir, the clerk replied politely. Fine, said Santa Singh after a moment. Okay then, write this down: Banta - dead. That's all? asked the clerk disbelievingly. That's it. I'm sorry sir, I should have told you - there's a five word minimum. Yes, you should've, snapped the Santa. Now let me think a minute... okay, here goes: Banta dead. Maruti for Sale.
Santa Singh having obituary printed
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