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Default A rabbit running through the forest

A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, "Don't do that. Come running with me. It's much more fun!" The deer takes off with the rabbit. They come across an elephant doing coke. "Come running with us, elephant," says the rabbit. “You'll feel so good!" The elephant decides to join in the fun, and the whole groups goes off running. 

The animals encounter a lion about to shoot up. Before the rabbit can say anything, the lion reaches out with a huge paw and knocks it unconscious. The deer screams, "Lion, what are you doing? He's trying to help us!" The lion answers, "That loser makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!"
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