Putin, G. W. Bush & Mahinda Rajapakse


Russian President Putin, American President George Bush, and
Srilankan President Mahinda R. were talking one day.


Putin said, "We were the first in space!"

Bush said, "We were the first on the moon!"

Mahinda said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"

Bush and Putin looked at each other and shook their heads in disdain ...

"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! you'll burn up!" said Putin.

Mahinda replied,

"We're not stupid, like you. We're going at night!"