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Excellent replies...Miss Universe contest..
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman.........................
(Applause! Applause!).
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or "toro" (bull)
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.....
(Applause! Applause!).
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth......
(Applause! Applause! Standing ovation! Applause! Applause!).
Question: Ms Saudi Arabia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Saudi: Well, I can say that male organs in Saudi are like thieves.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Saudi: Because they like to enter through the back door.....
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!).
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that male organs in Malaysia are like Proton cars.
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Malaysia: They look tough but actually are very soft...........................
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!).
Question: Ms Singapore, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that a male organ in Singapore is very "kiasu" (afraid to lose).
Question: How can you say so?
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!).
Miss Sri Lanka very 'shyly' answered the question saying:
"Aiyo aney, it comes like Mahinda Chinthanaya".
Question: How can you say so?
Miss Sri Lanka: "It promises mighty big, but delivers tiny little!"
(a 10 minute standing ovation!).
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